their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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