i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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