we're blogging at a bar
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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