Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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