Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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