He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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