Will you blow on my dice?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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