i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I love you.
Bad choice
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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