last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
third nipple confirmed
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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