He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
they need to just BURY HIM!
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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