Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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