You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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