How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I wear drunk well.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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