True but thats because hes a fetus.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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