Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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