Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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