My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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