I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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