New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
she peed on how many people?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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