do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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