So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
We have started to decorate penises.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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