i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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