dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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