I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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