i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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