I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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