...so i touched it.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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