4 words: hood of his car
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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