So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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