You really coming over, don't trick.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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