Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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