love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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