mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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