I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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