she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
The ass gains better be worth it
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