just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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