I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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