Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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