so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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