If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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