Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I think I sprained my soul last night
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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