"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
that may or may not have been my penis.
Randomize
