Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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