But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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