Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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