i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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