oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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