He is an equal opportunity slut.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Are we still banned from the library?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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