She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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