We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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